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@Book_Krazy: Me: Hi. Can I help you?

Him: I'm here about the wanted ad for the one night stand

Me: Great. Where is it?

Him: What?

Me: The nightstand.

Me: Hi. Can I help you?

Him: I’m here about the wanted ad for the one night stand

Me: Great. Where is it?

Him: What?

Me: The nightstand.

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