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@rachelle_mandik: ME: Hi, come get me. This house is weird and someone is snoring.
MOM: Honey, for the last time you're not at a sleepover. You're married.

ME: Hi, come get me. This house is weird and someone is snoring.
MOM: Honey, for the last time you’re not at a sleepover. You’re married.

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