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@NotPeterStark: Me: "Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?"
Nurse: "Sir, you're just here for a blood pressure reading..."

*pulls pants back up*

Me: “Hi, do nurses still give sponge baths?” 
Nurse: “Sir, you’re just here for a blood pressure reading…”

*pulls pants back up*

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