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@noogscorner: Me: Hi.
@wolfpupy: (sees someone doing a texas chainsaw massacre) um can you not
@lilgapeach30: Men. Can't live with 'em...can't finish this joke unless I wanna be single the rest of my life.
@XGibbons: Lifeguard 1: How was your day?
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake
1: How is that sad?
2: He could bearly swim!
2: He ate 3 campers
@johnofah: Pluto wasn't even a planet for a full year on Pluto. Do you ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself.
@Kyle_Lippert: 911 I JUST SAW TWO TRANSFORMERS FIGHTING
"Mr Bay, please stop doing this every time you see a car crash"