@chuuew: ME: Hi, I have a 3 o'clock
RECEPTIONIST: Can I take your name?
ME: No. I need it for work
@Teretha111: Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
@CoopSoSarc: I saw this lady vogueing alone so I felt bad and started dancing with her. Anyone know sign language for 'Im sorry'?
@PinkCamoTO: Dear Neighbours,
"She's coming" isn't a great warning to give when I walk by and you stop talking.
@aparnapkin: What is it like to be a woman in comedy? I would say it's 1% jokes & 99% answering this question.
@TheBoydP: Guys, when she complains about something you didn't do, tell her about the things you did do. That will make everything ok!