@chuuew: ME: Hi, I have a 3 o'clock
RECEPTIONIST: Can I take your name?
ME: No. I need it for work
@TrueTorontoGirl: I just witnessed an employee choking on her noodles and now I feel sorry for her husband.
@dubstep4dads: Movie comes on while im in bed: ugh ive seen this a million times
Movie comes on before I have to get ready for work: oh hell yea a classic
@AndRyanTF: You ever watch a really stupid person for like 10 mins and wonder how they haven't been hit by a train or carried off by a giant eagle yet?
@Chumpstring: SON: can i yell bomb at the airport
SON: can i yell boom
DAD: what's wrong with u
SON: how about "my dad smokes weed"
DAD: boom's ok
@chubbbypanda: Been throwing away this piece of tape for the last 17 hours