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@UnFitz: Me: Hi, mom. I'm feeling tremendous guilt.
Mom: Why?
Me: Just thought I'd save you the effort.

Me: Hi, mom. I’m feeling tremendous guilt.
Mom: Why?
Me: Just thought I’d save you the effort.

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