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@SortaBad: Me: hi :)

Woman at bar: it's loud in here, I'm sorry, did you just say "colon closed parentheses" ???

Me: hi :)

Woman at bar: it’s loud in here, I’m sorry, did you just say “colon closed parentheses” ???

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