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@ericsshadow: [me holding a door]

PRETTY GIRL: [over her shoulder] thanks.

ME: sorry, i'm married, but in time you'll get over me.

[me holding a door]

PRETTY GIRL: [over her shoulder] thanks.

ME: sorry, i’m married, but in time you’ll get over me.

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