@chuuew: ME: [holding door for wife]
WIFE: Why can't we just buy an umbrella?
@donni: Any TV can be a TV dinner if you eat TVs
@PrettyInCamo11: I basically have three hairstyles.
@davidkenny100: A prankster draws glasses on all the photos In Lois Lanes family photo album...
Lois Lane: "this is not my family photo album!"
@mydmac: Friend : Going to therapy saved my marriage.
Me: I'm so sorry.
@River_Niles: 2: I no want to eat pasta! It too spicy!
Me: Oh ok then
2: I no wan watch Mickey Mouse he too spicy!
2: NO BATH TIME BATH TOO SPICY