@chuuew: ME: [holding door for wife]
WIFE: Why can't we just buy an umbrella?
@slimmy_shady: "OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD! OH GOD!Damn these thin walls. Don't know if my neighbors are having sex, praying or having a coronary.
@LostFelicia: I'm having problems with favstar. Can all of you trophy me to see if it's working right now? Thanks.
@NickBossRoss: *slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*
@eyeswidebutt: [hanging out w mob]
"Tony sleeps with the fishes"
*they all laugh*
[self conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys
@PimpBillClinton: To all the chicks on Twitter who complain about never getting laid, turn your location on.