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@djdarrellripley: Me: HOLY SHIT! We've been robbed!

Her: Oh No! Are you calling the police?

Me: (Sigh) No, I'm calling the burglars to congratulate them..

Me: HOLY SHIT! We’ve been robbed! 

Her: Oh No! Are you calling the police? 

Me: (Sigh) No, I’m calling the burglars to congratulate them..

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