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@TheToddWilliams: ME: Honey, I bought a Pet Rock

WIFE: A WHAT?

ME: Shhh, you'll make him nervous

DWAYNE JOHNSON: *already peeing all over the carpet*

ME: Honey, I bought a Pet Rock

WIFE: A WHAT?

ME: Shhh, you’ll make him nervous

DWAYNE JOHNSON: *already peeing all over the carpet*

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