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@ruinedpicnic: me: honey, I'm home!
[shuts door]
girlfriend: (from bedroom) oh yeah harder
me: if you say so
[slams door]

me: honey, I’m home!
[shuts door]
girlfriend: (from bedroom) oh yeah harder
me: if you say so
[slams door]

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