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@Sarcasticsapien: Me: How are you?
Coworker: I can't complain.
Me: *sticks finger in his coffee*
Coworker: I just paid for that!
Me: I knew you were lying.

Me: How are you? Coworker: I can’t complain. Me: *sticks finger in his coffee* Coworker: I just paid for that! Me: I knew you were lying.
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