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@WheelTod: Me: How old is your daughter?

Her: She'll be 4 next week.

Me: *audible sigh
(Slowly, emphatically): OK. But I asked how old is she... NOW.

Me: How old is your daughter?

Her: She’ll be 4 next week.

Me: *audible sigh
(Slowly, emphatically): OK. But I asked how old is she… NOW.

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