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@1Bad_Scientist: Me: how was your date?
Friend: I ruined her panties.
M: Wow that's hot man.
F: No she got food poisoning from my cooking, bro.

Me: how was your date? 
Friend: I ruined her panties. 
M: Wow that’s hot man. 
F: No she got food poisoning from my cooking, bro.

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