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@withanewname: Me: *hyperventilating* 911? BEES! ... EVERYWHERE! ... SEND...HELP!

"Sir we don't ..."

Me: OMG! DON'T YOU HAVE A SWAT TEAM FOR THIS?

Me: *hyperventilating* 911? BEES! … EVERYWHERE! … SEND…HELP!

“Sir we don’t …”

Me: OMG! DON’T YOU HAVE A SWAT TEAM FOR THIS?

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