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@tryped: Me: I am sad, we don't have any cookie crumble for my ice cream.
Wife: lots of things make me sad, like being married to a giant man baby

Me: I am sad, we don’t have any cookie crumble for my ice cream. 
Wife: lots of things make me sad, like being married to a giant man baby

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