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@FXTVaddict: Me: I asked the waitress for diet Coke and she thought I said rum and Coke.

Boss: 5 times?

Me: Yeah I guess.

B: .....

M: HR again?

Me: I asked the waitress for diet Coke and she thought I said rum and Coke. 

Boss: 5 times? 

Me: Yeah I guess.  

B: …..

M: HR again?

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