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@Jake_Vig: ME: I can understand why, it's so silky and luxurious.

THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan.

ME: Oh. I thought you said "satin."

ME: I can understand why, it’s so silky and luxurious.

THEM: Huh? I said I worship Satan.

ME: Oh. I thought you said “satin.”

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