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@SteveSuckington: ME: I can't come in to work. My grandma died

BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year

ME: yeah she's a cat

ME: I can’t come in to work. My grandma died 

BOSS: your grandma has died 4 times this year

ME: yeah she’s a cat

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