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@Brampersandon_: ME: I cant make it in today
BOSS: again? why
M: my car died
B: that's the same excuse you used yesterday
M: yeah but today's the funeral

ME: I cant make it in today
BOSS: again? why
M: my car died
B: that’s the same excuse you used yesterday
M: yeah but today’s the funeral

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