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@ItsAndyRyan: Me: "I can't turn on the shower"
Plumber: "It's seen you naked so often the excitement's gone. Try dressing up"
*Hands over shower cap*

Me: “I can’t turn on the shower”
Plumber: “It’s seen you naked so often the excitement’s gone. Try dressing up” 
*Hands over shower cap*

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