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@Lisa_Laughs_: Me: I can't work today.
Boss: Why?
M: My grandma died.
B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago.
M: ...
-Why working for your brother is a bad idea.

Me: I can’t work today.
Boss: Why?
M: My grandma died.
B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago.
M: …
-Why working for your brother is a bad idea.

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