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@rocknthepurple: Me: I could tell you, but I'd have to-
Him: Kill me? hahaha
Me: No, talk to you. And I don't wanna do that.

Me: I could tell you, but I’d have to-
Him: Kill me? hahaha
Me: No, talk to you. And I don’t wanna do that.

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