@LetMeStart: Me: I couldn't eat another thing.
Narrator: Oh, she ate another thing. And then some.
@1evilidiot: Is it too early to start drinking? - some moron with a clock.
@Dawn_M_: Of course you can trust me with your secret.
*Calls local news team
@SortaBad: If you get a tattoo with words, and there is a misspelling, just get a red squiggly line added underneath it and everything's cool
@SacamanoB: Whenever I wake up in a bad mood I always wear a shirt I don't like just in case I turn into The Hulk.
@TheMainlandBlog: Maybe if I do the opposite and let my kids eat off the floor, more food would end up on the table.