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@handsock_butts: Me: I didn't get anything this year. Do you think Santa's magic...is running out?

Wife: Santa isn't real

Me: Don't lie to save my feelings

Me: I didn’t get anything this year. Do you think Santa’s magic…is running out?

Wife: Santa isn’t real

Me: Don’t lie to save my feelings

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