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@JediGigi: Me: I don't feel well

Mom: Did you eat the plastic fruit again, Gigi?

Me: No

Mom: ...

Me: ...

Mom: ...

Me: *throws up plastic banana*

Me: I don’t feel well

Mom: Did you eat the plastic fruit again, Gigi?

Me: No

Mom: …

Me: …

Mom: …

Me: *throws up plastic banana*

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