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@SodomyClown: ME: "I don't like this movie."
HIM: "We are at a funeral."
ME: "Who directed this?"
HIM: "A bear attack."
ME: "Never heard of him."

ME: “I don’t like this movie.”
HIM: “We are at a funeral.”
ME: “Who directed this?”
HIM: “A bear attack.”
ME: “Never heard of him.”