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@sexorpizza: Me: I feel skinnier today!
@KayArePea: My last relationship was so bad, it featured Pitbull.
@MarfSalvador: [Desert island]
M: It's a boat!
Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats
@J_Dazzle76: If I meet you for a date and you don't look anything like your pic, you're buying drinks for me until you do.
@Discourt: As an adult, I'm most afraid when my children's toys randomly make noise and nobody is in their rooms....
@caribdonna: My husband said I was passive aggressive so I punched him in the face and said well, you're half right.