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@Jay_FrickinLynn: ME: I fell in the shower.
HIM: Send pics
@TheToddWilliams: My Sherpa girlfriend is too high-mountainance.
@TheMichaelRock: I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe.
@markydoodoo: FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say "now everybody clap yo hands" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away.
@Jenn_H_Scott: It's okay, everyone. I know my 3yo's screams sound like his leg was run over by a lawn mower, but he's just got some fuzz stuck to his thumb
@AnOrangeSNES: Good, good, good, if it isn't that guy who isn't very well at grammar