@PinkCamoTO: Me: I got my first TOTD! It's exciting!
Him: What's that?
M: um, well, it's an imaginary trophy...
H: well then I'm imaginary proud of you.
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@Georg_Grey: If a man strikes thee on one cheek, turn to him the other. Then, having shown thyself impregnable to cheek attack, beat the crap out of him.
@RyanKeith15: Drugs don't kill people. People that don't have drugs kill people.
@mofrorock: One man's sprinkler is another man's bidet
@SweatyJester: If a picture says a thousand words, why do you need 22 hashtags on your Instagram photographs?
@sumpeoplelikeit: If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at.
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