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@UncleDuke1969: Me: I have NO drafts!
Wife: *opens window*
Me: ...
Wife: *opens door*
Me: ...
Wife: That better?
Me: I should have married your sister.

Me: I have NO drafts!
Wife: *opens window*
Me: …
Wife: *opens door*
Me: …
Wife: That better?
Me: I should have married your sister.

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