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@jimmytorosian: Me: "I have octopus like reflexes."

Person: "Don't you mean cat like reflexes?"

Me: *squirting him with ink* "Nope."

Me: “I have octopus like reflexes.”

Person: “Don’t you mean cat like reflexes?”

Me: *squirting him with ink* “Nope.”

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