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@MarlonBrandNO: Me: I have Schrödinger like reflexes

"Don't you mean cat-like reflexes?"

Me: Yes and No.

Me: I have Schrödinger like reflexes

“Don’t you mean cat-like reflexes?”

Me: Yes and No.

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