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@Jarhead44: Me: I heard it's 80 degrees already.

CW: My phone says 81.

Me: Ya know, someday I'm going to eat a hot dog right over your grave.

Me: I heard it’s 80 degrees already.

CW: My phone says 81.

Me: Ya know, someday I’m going to eat a hot dog right over your grave.

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