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@PLATINUM2000: Me: I killed another one, boss.
Mob boss: You don't work for me.
Me: I volunteered.
Mob boss:*Looking angry*
Me: I'm gonna get back to work.

Me: I killed another one, boss.
Mob boss: You don’t work for me.
Me: I volunteered.
Mob boss:*Looking angry*
Me: I’m gonna get back to work.

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