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@JohnLyonTweets: Me: I like how you dyed all the meat green for St. Patrick's Day.

Chipotle manager: It's St. Patrick's Day?

Me: I like how you dyed all the meat green for St. Patrick’s Day.

Chipotle manager: It’s St. Patrick’s Day?

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