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@UncleDuke1969: Me: "I need a home improvement loan."

Banker: "What will you be using the money for?"

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

Me: “I need a home improvement loan.”

Banker: “What will you be using the money for?”

Me: “A divorce lawyer.”

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