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@hippieswordfish: ME: i need a loan so i can build a robot army to take over the world with
BANKER: what
M: oops i meant 'with which to take over the world'

ME: i need a loan so i can build a robot army to take over the world with
BANKER: what
M: oops i meant ‘with which to take over the world’

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