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@sploosk: ME: I need to pee really bad
TEACHER: can you hold it?
ME: probably not. my hands aren't very good at retaining liquid

ME: I need to pee really bad
TEACHER: can you hold it?
ME: probably not. my hands aren’t very good at retaining liquid

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