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@jctwritesstuff: Me: I only wanted a little mayo! I can't eat this!
Him: Does it matter that much?
Me: Well, would you like me to stab you a little or a lot?

Me: I only wanted a little mayo! I can’t eat this!
Him: Does it matter that much?
Me: Well, would you like me to stab you a little or a lot?

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