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@UncleDuke1969: Me: I ran into Bill on the ride home.

Wife: How's he doing?

Me: 3 cracked ribs, a broken hip & a collapsed lung.

Me: I ran into Bill on the ride home.

Wife: How’s he doing?

Me: 3 cracked ribs, a broken hip & a collapsed lung.

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