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@AristotlesNZ: Me: I said no cookies!
4yo: I forgot. Maybe I have amnesia!
Me: How'd you get amnesia?
4yo:..
Me:..
4yo: I don't remember.
Me: Well played..

Me: I said no cookies!
4yo: I forgot. Maybe I have amnesia!
Me: How’d you get amnesia?
4yo:..
Me:..
4yo: I don’t remember.
Me: Well played..

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