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@CountGripsnatch: Me: I should stop drinking

Me: Why?

Me: I dunno

Me: You're awesome when you drink

Me: Really?

Me: Yeah

Me: Thanks, me. You're alright

Me: I should stop drinking

Me: Why?

Me: I dunno

Me: You’re awesome when you drink

Me: Really?

Me: Yeah

Me: Thanks, me. You’re alright

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