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@KeetPotato: me: "i taught the dog to bark when someone lies"
wife: "i dont care about that, do you like my haircut?"
me: [slowly covers the dog's ears]

me: “i taught the dog to bark when someone lies”
wife: “i dont care about that, do you like my haircut?”
me: [slowly covers the dog’s ears]

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