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@RidiculousSheri: Me: I think this diet is gonna work.
@KKAlThani: Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying "It's not you, It's Wii".
@HairyJew4Life: Today I saw a sign for a suicide helpline on the back of a bus. Wouldn't it be a lot more helpful if it was on the front?
@Tups13: Would the Government cope in a zombie apocalypse? Vacant, horrible, disoriented people stumbling around without purpose. Plus the zombies.
@SortaBad: [sees crush]
Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator
@rockymomax: TRAINER: you know what they say
ME: no pain! lo mein!
TRAINER: it's "no gain"
ME: (eating Chinese food) i like this better