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@TZSqueezy: Me: I want a...
Debit card: Nope.
Me: Ok. Just making sure.
@Reverend_Scott: Is athlete's foot [gulp] fatal, doc?
"Not with the proper treatment."
*gives foot $56M 7-year contract*
@pissrifle: good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft. just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones
@Dani_Feld: I fed the cows marijuana.
The steaks have never been higher.
@yoopnative: I'm broke but not "vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it" broke.
*more than twice.
@Meldiesattheend: If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons.