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@FKACornshucks: Me: I want to do unspeakable things to you.

Her: Tell me...

Me: Do you know what unspeakable means Lydia?

Me: I want to do unspeakable things to you. 

Her: Tell me… 

Me: Do you know what unspeakable means Lydia?

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