@AYYSIAN: Me: "I want to go on a diet." Food: "LOL no."
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@longwall26: Funny how we say "I drank a *pot* of coffee" instead of "I drank fourteen cups of coffee and chased the cat around the hot tub with a sword"
@Thynebear: *queen points out window* "what's that flashing out the window?" "Lightning, My Queen" *car busts thru window* DID I HEAR LIGHTNING McQUEEN
@A_New_Chapter_: I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one...