@AYYSIAN: Me: "I want to go on a diet." Food: "LOL no."
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@Writethatdown12: I bet the worst thing about being abducted is the whole country knows your real weight.
@SuperTeeWhy: Jaws (2015): "(cell phone) Hi Coast Guard, yeah a shark is banging my boat oh you're on your way great thanks"
@Lowenaffchen: i'm not surprised they turned on steve bannon... everyone always resents the hottest person in the group of friends