@AYYSIAN: Me: "I want to go on a diet." Food: "LOL no."
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@rogerbellin: future historians will point to this and ask how we didn't see the third world war coming
@runawaycupcake: Pretty sure Dora goes on crazy adventures with a monkey because her mom is on Twitter.
@AtticusFinch79: [marriage counseling] Ginny- He always hides from our problems. Therapist- Is this true? Harry- *puts on invisibility cloak* No.