@MillieMars: Turns out chiropractors aren't actually dinosaurs.

@AristotlesNZ: Turns out the easiest way to piss of a vegan is to refer to their veganism as their "eating disorder".

@MAngelo505: I'm Lactose Intolerant, which means I rarely find missing children.

@rikpayne: I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...

@slimmy_shady: Sandwich: Hi. Barman: Sorry, we dont serve food in here.